NEO-BRUTALIST EMERGENCY PROCEDURE 2: SURVIVAL GUIDE

In the event of an emergency, follow these steps to ensure your survival in the depths of the bunker:

Step 1: Find the Coffee Maker - It's in the kitchen, but be careful, it's guarded by a snarky AI named "Brewster".

1. Step 2: Locate the Toilet - It's in the corner, but don't worry, it's not actually a portal to another dimension... or is it?
2. Step 3: Find a Radio - There's a dusty old one in the corner, but be prepared for static-filled ramblings from a retired DJ.
3. Step 4: Call for Help - If you have a working comms device, prophets of old will guide you through the crisis.
4. Step 5: Find a Snack - There's a stash of stale crackers hidden behind a bookshelf, but don't ask where the expiration date is.

Remember, in a bunker emergency, the only constant is change... and the smell of despair.

For more information on bunker protocols, visit EMERGENCY PROCEDURE 1: THE BUNKER'S GUIDE TO REPAIR

Or, if you're feeling extra adventurous, check out EMERGENCY PROCEDURE 3: THE BUNKER'S GUIDE TO ESCAPE